Lawgirl-isms

So, I’ve already mentioned a few words I like to change, e.g. sammich instead of sandwich.  Here are some more:

*Sitchyation instead of situation

*Abdorable instead of adorable

*Confussed instead of confused (because that is how a LOT of people spell it)

*Ish instead of it’s

*Bamember instead of remember

All of these have to do with funny sitchyations and such.  And then there are some phrases:

*I see who you are now (instead of I see HOW you are)

*Shut it (instead of shut up)

Again, they all come out of memories with friends, laughing about something.

Time is always on an “-ish” factor for me. I will most likely tell you I’ll be leaving work at 7ish, that I am doing laundry tomorrowish and that I need serenity nowish.

I know, I know, HOW have I remained single all of this time????  It’s a mystery.